I’m sitting in Newark International waiting for my flight. And I hate it. I hate flying by myself. I hate not having access to the perks my husband brings to a flight. I hate listening to other people’s conversations on their cell phones. I hate when people don’t follow the posted rules. I just hate it.
But it’s the quickest way from Point A to Point B. So I put up with El Douche’s conversation about securing model rights and revenue enhancements. Walk around the woman zipping up her thigh high boots and carefully arranging her poncho on the other side of security. Listen to the anchors on Headline News exaggerate every syllable.

And look for a bar. See you soon, Toronto!